Each day that I sit around outside and do nothing (which is everyday), I observe the world around me. Sometimes I witness some real “Planet Earth” shit right before my eyes.
For example:
I have watched a possum play dead, AND watched it from afar as it slowly looked around to see if the coast was clear before getting up. They take their sweet ass time just so you know…..
I am sure there are other examples too, but today I got some video evidence. I hope you enjoy PART 1 and PART 2.
If EVERYONE could be like sheep, and no human being took advantage of the fact that we were like sheep……..then I think it would be a pretty peaceful planet for us all to exist on.
Unfortunately; as long as there are people who are willing to be sheep, then there will always be people (or governments) which will exploit those who choose to live like sheep (including myself).
Anyways, I hope you like this quick video, it might make you forget for a brief moment what we all truly are……
The Max Headroom broadcast signal intrusion was a television signal hijacking in Chicago, Illinois, on the evening of November 22, 1987. It is an example of what is known in the television business as broadcast signal intrusion. The intruder was successful in interrupting two television stations within three hours. Neither the hijacker nor the accomplices have ever been found or identified. (Information provided by Wikipedia)
Here is that video of the incident:
Here is a news report on the incident:
Here is a story written by someone who thinks he knows who was behind this incident:
When I was in my early teens, a number of my friends were into the local phreaking/hacking scene. (This was suburban Chicago, from about 1985 until 1993 or so.) They were much older than me (high school and college age), but they put up with me as sort of a novelty I guess..They liked the fact I looked up to them as quasi-role models, at least.
In any event, I spent countless hours/nights over the ensuing years hanging out with them on local BBS’es and dial-up chat systems, and the occasional in-person get together. Most of them were just casual acquaintances. In most cases, I only knew them by their handle, but a few I knew by name. Two of the people I knew were brothers.
This is the point in the story where you folks aren’t going to be happy with me. I still remember what their full names are, but I don’t think it’s a good idea to share them publically. There are a couple reasons, ones that I think most fair-minded people would agree with.
First, there’s the obvious. The FCC may still want to have a little talk with at least one of the two brothers, who we’ll call “J”, the one who I believe was behind it. Secondly, the person who I believe did it, J, has mild to severe autism, and, at least at the time, was being cared for by his brother, who we’ll call “K”. I don’t want to disrupt their lives. Thirdly, I don’t have complete proof. Only a good amount of circumstantial evidence.. Although i’ve tried recently to contact them to ask them privately (as a fellow Redditor suggested) with no luck.
Anyway, back to our charming childhood story. I know people should be inherently skeptical here, so, i’ll do my best to provide you with as much in the line of details as I can remember. I hope it’s enough to show that i’m not making anything up here.
People who were into the hacking scene back then were basically the same type of people who are into the hacking scene now…Guys who live in their parent’s basements, charming/brilliant guys who don’t think to bathe often, and often lacking in social skills pretty much across the board. They hang out at Denny’s until they’re asked to leave, they can quote Monty Python sketches from memory, and sleep with JRR Tolkien books under their beds where other guys stash porn. Despite the lack of good grooming and social skills, there was the occasional party every so often, or at least a get together at somebody’s place.
One of these get-togethers was in an apartment in a town called LaGrange, a suburb of Chicago, in the winter of 1987. K lived in an a shared apartment with his girlfriend, along with a roommate (also a fellow hacker) who we’ll refer to as M. K and his girlfriend lived in one half of the apartment, and M lived in the other half. J lived with his parents, and never moved out. I believe J and K were originally from Downers Grove, or Darien. Anyway, the two rooms of this apartment were separated by a clothesline strung in a doorway, and a large rug hung over it–Practically every square inch with the exception of one corner was packed with systems working and some apparently non-working. I remember how the apartment looked in detail because it was the first time I had ever seen an 80 column screen. It was hot as hell in there, too. Anyway, the apartment was located in a rather run-down looking apartment high-rise, maybe 4-5 stories tall, located within walking distance of a Pizza Hut. (We all walked over and did lunch/dinner there that day.)
K was a quiet guy. Even though he lived in this apartment with his girlfriend, he often took care of his older brother J who still lived at home. The degree of J’s autism was such that I doubt he could ever hold down a job, even a part time job.
J, despite having fairly severe autism, and coming off as basically…crazy, was actually kind of funny. His sense of humor was sort of disturbing, sort of sexually deviant in nature. He wasn’t very personable, but he was funny.. The sort of person that you would feel kind of uncomfortable sitting next to as a kid, but he would grow on you after a while, and you would accept him as one of the group after realizing that his mannerisms were odd but basically harmless. No eye contact, ever, but the dirty jokes were funny, at least to me as a 13 year old at the time.
(Although it’s circumstantial, this is the first bit of evidence I have. The Max Headroom video features a guy who at one point holds up what appears to be a vibrator or dildo, and tosses it out of frame. The end of the video shows a woman dressed up like Annie Oakley swatting someone’s bare ass with a flyswatter. This is the sort of humor that J loved. All of his jokes, constantly, involved something childish and/or sexually deviant. The video, for all intents and purposes, is a perfect reflection of J’s sense of humor. Scattered, nervous, and comically sexually deviant.)
J was at the party in the apartment that afternoon. I didn’t talk with him directly (me, and the friend of mine that I was there with didn’t really talk to anybody that day), but I did overhear what the others were talking about. They were referring to J planning to do something “big” over the weekend. I remember that word, “big”, because it piqued my curiosity as to what might be considered “big” by their standards. I later asked them collectively during the dinner we all had at Pizza Hut later that night what they were talking about earlier, what “big” was, and someone (probably K) told me to “Just watch Channel 11 (WTTW) later that night.” …As sort of an offhanded suggestion. I did happen to be watching Channel 11 later that night, having forgotten about the whole “big” conversation earlier that day. I saw it, but I didn’t put 2 and 2 together at the time.
(A funny side note here, thinking back to that dinner — One of the guys mentioned earlier, M, decided he was going to play a prank on the Pizza Hut staff for poor service. He got up on a chair, put a half-eaten slice of pizza on a plate on top of one of the wooden beam rafters in the restaurant. No one would have found it presumably until it began to rot.)
J didn’t really talk to people directly. His brother K sort of talked for him, but not like an interpreter.. More like a person there to rephrase or elaborate on what J was talking about, to clear up what he was saying… To speak with him, not for him. J was much older than his brother. I remember having a hard time trying to place his age, because he dressed very unusually and had very thick, very tinted corrective lenses. In retrospect, i’d say he was probably in his late 20′s to early 30′s at the time. Again, it was hard to tell.
At the end of the night, my friend and I ended up getting a ride home from J. He drove a small beat up car with alot of army instructional manuals inside of it… The sort of plain black-text-on-off-yellow-cardstock given to soldiers that cover all sorts of topics you learn in the military. I thought it was kind of awkward that the two of us sitting in the back seat said nothing to J during the ride home, so I tried to strike up some conversation with him. He never answered any of my questions. He had his own topics he wanted to talk about. Paraphrasing:
Me: “Hey J****? How old are you, anyway?”
J: “Oh. Do you know why I told you not to sit in the front seat?”
Me: Uh… Why?
J: “Oooh, In case you said something stupid!”
Me: “What do you mean?”
J: “There’s a surprise under the seat for people who say something stupid! Oooh, or if YOU say something stupid!”
Me: “Huh?”
J: “What TV shows do you watch?”
Me: “I don’t really watch TV.”
J: “Hey, I’m hungry. Ooooh, I hope you don’t say something stuuupid.”
…What i’m trying to illustrate here is that J often jumped around randomly back and forth to different subjects when he talked. He never really kept a clear line of conversation. This brings us to the next bit or two of circumstantial evidence. If you watch the video, the person behind the mask jumps around in exactly the same way as J. The problem is, I never spoke with J for anything other than that ride home, but the way he spoke was in line with the type of verbal mannerisms of the guy in the mask. Where most people would say “um” in conversation, J said “Oh” in various lengths. “Oooooh” if he struggled to find something to say.
On the ride home we talked about what he did for a hobby. He was very proud of a radio he recently acquired, a police radio that he had hacked to “cover practically everything from whale farts to gamma rays.”, he said, which was about the only piece of non-sexual comedy I heard come out of his mouth that afternoon. That’s the fourth bit of circumstantial evidence. J knew a great deal about not just the broadcast spectrum, but the electronics that underpinned that sort of stuff. By definition, he was a broadcast hacker.
(As another side note, I later learned from someone else that J had a canister of nerve gas under the passenger seat. They swore by it. It was something J thought was funny, like a conversation piece/something to scare people. That was his personality. He could never really connect with anyone in a friend-like way. He liked to scare people, basically, and work from there.)
Here’s where my recollection of J begins to fade. I don’t recall under what circumstance I remember first hearing about this part, but I do remember hearing that J loved reading newspapers. It was one of his peculiarities, and maybe part of his autism. Specifically, it had to do with him hanging out at convenience stores early in the morning to be there when the paper(s) were dropped off. That’s what sealed it for me. That recollection, and the fact that the guy in the mask on the video mentions newspapers repeatedly.
It’s a minor point, but Clutch Cargo would have also been contemporaneous to J’s childhood. Clutch Cargo was an early 60′s cartoon. Only someone born in the 1950′s would have been able to sing the theme song. If J was about 30 at the time (1987), then this would make sense.
That’s about all I know. The man behind the mask seems for all intents and purposes to be J. The “brother” mentioned in the video is his brother, K. The woman with the flyswatter is likely K’s girlfriend, whom I may or may not have ever met. I don’t think I did that day.
(For the record, it’s speculation, but I don’t think that’s J’s butt getting hit with the flyswatter. I think it was K’s. I can’t see J allowing anyone to see him partially naked, let alone being hit with a flyswatter—only joking about it.)
That’s pretty much all I know.
And finally watching the video on Youtube led me to this other video featuring it, and two other strange broadcasts:
In the description for the video it explains all three videos:
We already know about the first one if you made it this far in the article, so here are the descriptions from broadcast #2 and #3.
#2 UVB-76
This irritating electric noise is a Russian radio broadcast over a certain
frequency, constantly, non stop, 24-7 since alteast 1982.
The wierd part isnt the tone, its what happens when it stops…
in its 20-something year run, the sound has been interrupted only three times,
the earliest known time being Christmas Eve in 1997.
Each time a voice comes on and lists several Russian names
and numbers before returning to the foghorn.
It gets even wierder when you realize that the sound isnt a direct signal,
infact its broadcasted through a microphone,which means its actually a live
sound in a room.
Every so often, conversations can be heard in the background, though
they are difficult to decipher.
#3The backwards radio station.
As you can probably tell, its not actually a backwards radio station,
its a name attributed to it.
Just like the UVB-76 the signals reason is unknown, simply being played
non stop for years on end.
Strangely, the signal is played in 2 frequencies, one from America
and one from europe.
Some people have put MAJOR effort into determining the true reason for the
noise ,but to no avail.
Remember, behind every large scale radio signal, there is an excessive
amount of electricity,cost and equipment being used, so there must be a reason
right?
Tonight I got to thinking while I was in the hot tub. It was a nice night with a bright moon, so I stayed in longer than usual. I started to think about the possibility of someday purchasing small amounts of gold on a regular basis. I view it as safe way to go with your money, especially seeing as there is only a limited amount of gold available on this planet.
Then it got me to thinking how this limited mineral; among other limited minerals, is a driving force in the way we function as human beings in whatever society we live in. Those societies with the rare metals live much more extravagant than those societies that do not have an abundance of these rare metals. This is all happening because we chose a long time ago to have our limited minerals on this planet be a form of currency. I guess it makes sense since there is only so much of it. Too bad dirt wasn’t a form of currency, then I could have so much money that I could just throw a dirt-bomb at someone and it wouldn’t bother me or my victim in the slightest bit.
Every single dollar bill that the United States prints, is a note representing something related to a promise of available gold, I think……
Our government has led us into 14 trillion dollars of debt, which also represents a large stockpile precious metals like gold, which we owe to another country or group. Our government better have something secret that they have achieved within science and technology, otherwise they ran us into this much debt for nothing.
I find it hard to believe that our government would be this stupid. They need to have something amazing to show for it, although we will probably never get a chance to see what they have.
This pisses me off more than the debt they got us into, because my country’s economy fucking sucks……….and our government most likely has something to show for it…….but I will probably never get to see the cool shit that our country has, which was also something the government felt was of a higher priority than it’s own citizens’ overall well being.
So this means we most likely have a government which has prioritized itself and it’s perseverance, over the well being of the average citizen.
So my question to you is:
Would you rather continue to live under a government which has led our country in this much debt?
Or
Would you rather see this government taken over by the citizens, but then it leads to a wild west scenario as it takes time for a new government to be created from the ground up?
Take a moment to think about it, because more than likely you have no choice regardless, but if you did……which would you prefer to have take place?
My personal thought is that theoretically, having a government which has the best interest of it’s people above the interest of itself sounds really nice. But having to go to through all that wild west might prove quite difficult……but of course doable. Sacrifice our way of life for a better way of life for our grandchildren.
BUT…….I really enjoy my hot tub.
I really don’t think that it would function properly in the wild west, without a form of reliant and consistent electricity. Remember how many machines, and how much work it took Doc Brown to make one or two ice cubes? Never mind how dirty the ice looked……
Now…..imagine how much work and machinery it would take to heat my jacuzzi……
I guess what I am saying is that even if I live in a country with a government which led us into 14 trillion dollars worth of rare minerals debt to another country, at least it is in a country where I can still enjoy my jacuzzi. The government has given me the opportunity to enjoy my jacuzzi even in all the debt that they have gotten us into.
I highly doubt that the local militia style wild west government in the other scenario would grant me the ability to enjoy my jacuzzi, even if it was in no debt of rare minerals to another country. so this is a tough question for me to answer.
Ultimately I would give in and give up the hot tub for the well being of future generations……plus when I am old and grumpy it could be a piece of information that I could constantly throw into the faces younger people who are acting like assholes in a future society of better well being than our current.
“I gave up my hot tub for you, and the well being of your entire fucking generation……you little inconsiderate prick, stop acting like such an asshole, or else I am going to have to dust off my shotgun which got me through the Second Wild West. You fucking little punk…….know your goddamn place.”
Plenty, yes, and yes……then you might find some entertainment in watching these videos of Alex Collier. From what I have heard that is not his real name, and some of the things he has stated that would occur have not occured.
He did say in 1994 that New York City would be in ashes by 2000 by an act of terrorism, and that seems pretty close if you ask me. He also said that southern California would be flooded by now……….so maybe he is right sometimes and wrong other times, or maybe it’s just that some of the things he has said have either not happened yet….. or alien intervention prevented the events from happening.
Anyways, he has a lot to talk about, and here are some of his videos. If you find yourself bored, you might get some entertainment or some good information for your the way to go about life by watching it.
1994
(go to youtube to watch the next 8 parts, it clogs my blog posting them all here)
2008
2009
(go to youtube to watch the next 8 parts)
There are plenty of other videos out there and tons of information…….if you are intrigued I suggest you Google it.
That is of course until a president pushes the kill switch on the internet.
Then where the fuck would we be?
Back in the fucking caves………back in the god damn caves man.
Dirty sleeping arrangements, dark living quarters, shitting and pissing outside (one of which I seem to do on a regular basis in an area of my backyard anyways so that wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world), poor dental hygiene, nasty body hygiene, and incredibly dirty sex for the primal instinct of reproduction.
I hope that killswitch never gets pulled. But if it does, maybe I am just overreacting to the ramifications of it.
But then again, I don’t know…….if some elected official by the people, decides to turn off the internet and shuts us off from all of the free information it provides us……..then we mind as well be fucking cavemen and cavewomen. And fucking cavemen and cavewomen is a dirty fucking business……one business I hope to never have to be a part of.
Maybe it’s because I am drunk and feel slight sluggish in my hypothetical intellectual abilities, but this video says everything that I would have liked to say…….had I been smart enough to say it myself.
Enjoy……..and vote for Ron Paul.
He might just be the enema that we our country needs.
Several founders of the three largest Internet poker companies doing business in the U.S. have been arrested as part of an indictment that includes charges of bank fraud, money laundering, and illegally operating gambling Web sites, the U.S. Attorney’s office said today.
The three offshore companies–PokerStars, Full Tilt Poker, and Absolute Poker–are accused of circumventing a 2006 U.S. law that prohibits operating online gambling. Prosecutors say they allegedly tricked U.S. banks and credit card issuers into processing billions of dollars in transactions that appeared to be legitimate sales on hundreds of fake online retail sites purportedly selling jewelry and golf balls. One-third of the money allegedly went directly to the poker companies as revenue through a fee charged to players on each poker hand played, according to the indictment, which was unsealed today in U.S. District Court in New York.
After U.S. banks and financial institutions detected fraudulent bank accounts and shut them down, the defendants allegedly paid a few small, financially troubled banks money as investments in return for processing the payments, according to the indictment. The deals allegedly included a $10 million investment in a private Utah bank that gave the poker companies more than a 30 percent ownership stake, prosecutors said.
The indictment and civil lawsuit seek at least $3 billion in money laundering penalties and forfeiture from the defendants. The federal court issued a restraining order on about 76 bank accounts in 14 countries and seized five Internet domain names allegedly used for operating the illegal games.
Two of the 11 defendants were arrested this morning in Utah and Nevada and authorities are looking for the others, some who may be in other countries, authorities said.
Restraining orders were issued against more than 75 bank accounts allegedly used by the defendants and their payment processors. Five Internet domain names used to host the games were seized by federal authorities.
Representatives from the poker companies named in the indictment could not be reached for comment. The Web sites displayed messages saying “This domain has been seized by the FBI pursuant to an arrest warrant.”
“These defendants concocted an elaborate criminal fraud scheme, alternately tricking some U.S. banks and effectively bribing others to assure the continued flow of billions in illegal gambling profits. Moreover, as we allege, in their zeal to circumvent the gambling laws, the defendants also engaged in massive money laundering and bank fraud,” Manhattan U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara said in a statement. Foreign firms that choose to operate in the United States are not free to flout the laws they don’t like simply because they can’t bear to be parted from their profits.”
This will most likely save me money in the long run……..
This is what Andrew Michaels is doing now……..
UPDATE……just tried to go on a poker website called http://www.twoplustwo.com to read what people are saying in the forums…………I want to know who the eleven people who are indcted. We will know some of their names………….BUT the fucking whole forum is shutdown. (obviously a traffic overload……..)
It fucking sucks when the internet doesn’t provide……….
I hope we always have the internet……….
I might feel lost in my ways if such a thing happened.
That would totally blow if someone made some type of internet kill switch detonator virus which would destroy the internet , but it definitely would blow even worse, if that individual choose to use the internet kill switch detonator virus after creating it.
It would have to be some real fucking sick puppy, to create and use such a weapon……..
This is what Andrew Michaels is doing now…….(which is probably 15 minutes after the last time I told you what I was doing now…….)
This is what Andrew Michaels is doing at 4:11 A.M……………. when he hasn’t fallen asleep yet…………….. and he has to wake up in a few hours to start his day………..
He is giving serious consideration to just staying awake, though today is in fact St. Patrick’s Day…………… he is in agreement (with himself) that a few hours of sleep will be most beneficial on such a festive day.
So………. one of the forums that I like to read (and occasionally post very random / strange comments in), has a decent “gif” page. Those are the short video clips that can be viewed over and over again, in a loop, on some webpage. I am sure most of you know what a gif is……….but I figured I should still explain what it is, just in case.
If you watch “The Soup” or “Tosh-0″, some of these will be familiar. I like all of the ones I put on here for one reason or another, and I hope you find some entertainment from them as well.
They are all in a slideshow below (it might take a minute to load all of it up), push the stop button immediately when given the chance…… Otherwise it will scan through each one too quickly, and you will miss the point of many of the gifs. When you are done with the one you are watching, you just push the “next arrow” in the slideshow for the next one to start.
Now…….before you begin watching, we need to first discuss music…….
I choose these songs specifically to be listened in the background, while you are enjoying the gifs.
I guess I picked these specific songs for you to listen to, because they were the songs that I was listening to while I looked at all the gifs, and decided to share them with you here.
Push Play for music, and then start watching the slideshow……
push the stop button immediately on the slideshow to take your own time with each……
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Thank you if you listened to my unique playlist and found some enjoyment in each song……Because I do………
So…..I was reading a forum on “Pictures that say 1000 words”. Many different things. Some truly inspiring. Some truly horrific.
This one made made me laugh. I have brought all of the pictures over from someone’s night out in Cardiff. Supposedly, all the ruckus was for a rugby game.
If we make it past 2012; and each year after that without a major catastrophic event setting us back 10,000 years, then I believe that this man will be remembered as a pioneer in his predictions of what is to come of human civilization or our way of life in the future.
This first video is of Ray Kurzweil in 1965:
This is him at some point in recent years on his thoughts of our possible “singularity”:
It makes sense to me…….computers and machines making better computers and machines will take us to some place that we are unable to comprehend, thus the singularity……
I am not sure if this is good or bad for our future. I feel that it already is not looking too good for all of us (without accounting for what this will do to our species). So in that sense, I feel that it can only help us in excelling mankind to some new place, or a way of life that is better than what we have now.
Some day in the future, smart phones will be ancient antiques because the mind will be capable of uploading any data automatically from a super computer which can communicate using wireless brain wave transmissions. This future is coming whether we like it or not. Someday I will be the grumpy old man who is complaining each day about how everyone is too busy to talk, because they are playing their games, texting, or updating their homepage-status……..inside their heads.
Anti social behaviors; which I am already extremely not fond of in the present due to smart phones, will get MUCH WORSE……..
I will be that grumpy old man who is complaining, because everyone around me at a social gathering is too preoccupied with the wireless brain wave transmissions that they are receiving or sending out. They barely have a reason to be in the social gathering, if that is how they plan on spending a good portion of their time while barely being physically present. Fuck that shit……….hard.
This is something else Andrew Michaels is doing now…….
This blog posting today was originally supposed to be a reply to the comment in my ANCIENT ALIENS post (which is directly below this post). Joe commented on it and I was replying. Then, my reply started to get longer than normal, AND I felt that it was a question that everyone should ask themselves to honestly answer to themselves. If anyone feels like sharing your answer, you are more than welcome to reply to this post.
This question is to be read and answered with the perspective that there is no afterlife or heaven, in either scenario that the question provides.)
Take your time reading each scenario; think about it from both sides, and then reply your choice when you believe you have come to a conclusion.
My question:
Which scenario would you rather experience, if you have to absolutely choose one?
(Upon making your choice, your life would start over from the beginning, so you could fully experience either scenario you choose)
Scenario 1:
You live a very tough life. You have many struggles throughout it. It almost seems as if you were cursed. You get through each struggle in a very inspiring way although no one seems to notice. You die younger than the average person. You die poor. You have few possessions. People wouldn’t say you were “ugly”, but you were barely “average looking”.
Throughout all these struggles, you one day experience something extraordinary. The way in which you react to this event leads to your story ALWAYS being remembered. You will always represent a perfect role model for future generations until the end of mankind. In order for humanity to truly excel to the next level, everyone looks to your story for guidance in how they should live.
People pray to JOE or (whatever your name may be) each and every night. You are a person that lived tens of thousands of years ago, yet people remember you and your story. You will always be remembered. You help mankind move forward from all the bullshit which we are causing throughout the planet. Mankind excels to unimaginable levels all while during a permanent peaceful existence ….
(end of scenario 1)
OR
Scenario 2:
You never have any struggles in life. You are rich, you are very intelligent, and you are a “real Brad Pitt looking motherfucker”. The world is yours for the taking. The best toys, the best houses, the best cars, the best parties, oh and………you are the fucking MAN.
People think about you because you are rich and famous. Television shows like “Extra” will report on you constantly, when they speculate their information with a question mark at the end, in order to not get sued by your personal public image team of lawyers. These slanderous quotes can be said on television without worry of prosecution, since they are in the form of a question. It is like teenage girl gossip bullshit on nuclear fucking power……….”The adult gossip bullshit”.
Some people choose to watch these shows and read the bullshit tabloids, as a main form of their entertainment. If they only have a half hour to watch TV, then they choose to watch garbage like “Extra”. The only thing that they EVER read, is the various tabloid/gossip magazines…..(I can’t even think of the name of one)
These people base 50 percent of all their conversations on the gossip of the rich good-looking people that they don’t know.
These people will WORSHIP you. But you know that these people who worship you……….are pretty lame. You don’t want to be around them.
These people are more focused on who the TV show says that you are allegedly sleeping with, then focusing on the staph infection on their shoulder that should have been dealt with by a doctor two weeks ago. They say to themselves each day, “It’s too expensive to go to the clinic, it will go away on its own……” (This daily quote is what got them to where they are in terms of their advanced stage boil.)
You eventually die, and your worshipers all eventually die of various things which common sense would have prevented.
You are almost completely forgotten within 100 years of your death. Those that do remember you, only do so because they are your future generations who are rich because of you. They are living extremely well off the trust funds and interest that your fortune still creates well after death. Eventually though, your future generations will start to dip into the principle balances.
The principle money is gone within 200 years of your death, meaning the only thing that made your future generations remember you is now gone. You are then completely forgotten……. forever.
Mankind does not receive any benefit from you, other than the entertainment of some people in the late 20th and early 21st century.
(end of scenario 2)
So there you have it………..
You can live the worst this world can offer, but inspire mankind to unimaginable levels and become their new form of “God”.
or
You can live the best this world can offer, but offer no real inspiration for mankind. You are soon forgotten forever.
(Remember that there is no afterlife or heaven in either scenario. You will start life your life over from scratch, and you will always be unaware of the choice you made.)
I don’t need to answer this question, because I spent a decent amount of my snow day writing it…….
My short answer would be:
If I was forced to pick one, I would take scenario 1. I just wouldn’t pick either one right away. I would enjoy my life a little while longer, before I decided to start a life full pain which leads to the eventual prospering time for mankind.
Although……..throughout my entire life; I have always loved money, and I have always really, really, really wanted to be rich……..
I guess you could say that we are all superhuman on some level, but it just so happens that most of the superhuman powers we have will not help save the day for someone who is in need of superhuman assistance. My friend Rowan is a superhuman. I have talked about Rowan before on this blog. I mentioned a long time ago on here that he wears a pony tail better than Steven Seagal.
Here is a pretty pimp picture of Steven Seagal wearing a do-rag with Puff Daddy. Actually now that I look at it, I think thats P-DIDDY.
Regardless of how pimp Steven Seagal looks in this picture wearing a do-rag alongside who might actually be Lil Wayne, Rowan’s ponytail wearing ability is considered to me as being superhuman. However, this ponytail wearing superhuman power that he has is not his true superhuman power. Rowan’s real superhuman power is in his ability to urinate longer than anyone else I have ever known in my entire life.
Throughout the many years of drinking with Rowan whether it was in high school, college, or life since college; I have inadvertently been in the presence of Rowan on many occasions while he was taking a ridiculously long piss.
Last year before I started this blog, I just wrote many different entertaining things down in a black book that my girlfriend bought me. I had negotiated a deal with Rowan in regards to his extraordinary urinating ability on October 22nd 2009. I wrote down all the details of the deal in the black book. This is exactly what I wrote:
“I want to take Rowan out to a bar for as many drinks that he wants all on me, as long as he doesn’t take a piss. He would take advantage of this situation. I would then get to record how long his piss is. He is the longest pisser that I know of as it is. The piss that he takes after taking advantage of free drinks will be groundbreaking.
He wants to do it, there will be rules.
He can puke and still get drinks, but not if he takes a piss.
Rowan is giving me attitude, he wants 2 years of time to decide when he is ready for this night of debauchery.
I negotiate and offer him 3 months time.
It’s off, he doesn’t want to do it.
It’s back on, we renegotiated to 11 months and 2 weeks. We are both happy with this time frame.
So John has until October 6th 2010.
When will he do it?
I don’t know
To be continued……..
October 22nd 2009.”
So last night Rowan came over my house for the fire I was having. After talking for a while I remember about the obligation he has towards me. I run inside, grab my black book and read him the entry that I wrote down last year. I tell him that he has not fulfilled his part of the agreement. I was not interested in going to a bar last night, but John wanted fulfill his agreement as best he could.
John drank a lot of beers at my house, and then proceeded to drink as much water that he could possible get down. He then took my cell phone into the bathroom and recorded his urination on audio. I want to share that file with you right now. Please make sure you listen to the whole thing, there may be a few seconds when you think that it is done, but there is more. And just in case you are wondering, this is not fake…..
Click to listen:
Thank you Rowan, I bet that Steven Seagal and Ja Rule couldn’t urinate longer than you, even if they combined there times together and both wore do-rags.
These guys have made me laugh as I recover from my cold on a Saturday. You will probably only find them funny if you have played the games though, otherwise they will just be look like a bunch of idiots….
Super Mario Bros 2
Assassins Creed
Castlevania 2
Resident Evil 4 (My favorite….)
Ghosts and Goblins (Ever met someone who beat this game?)
Their page on Youtube has many others, kudos to these guys…..
Moving on,,,,,,,
My page has been getting a decent amount of traffic, especially since I have not been writing much. It all has to do with random people searching for random things on google and yahoo, and then they find my site as a result. Many people seem to be interested in seeing underwater rocks……..almost as much as male ass.
Here is the list of terms used in the past month which resulted in someone coming to my site:
Some of those terms I must say are pretty awesome…
So the universe really intrigues me. I like this video, I also think that I will be adding this song to my playlist with the intentions of keeping on with the running. I am in my 8th week and I am dealing with a plateau of some sorts at the moment. I have a cold, I know its not worth running, otherwise it will get much worse. I will continue next Monday with this running excursion, for now I will be a slob. Give the song a chance, if I like it, it must be good…….at least good enough to run to.
This video does not really show off what I like until the 1 minute mark……
For anyone who follows my blog, I apologize for my lack of effort lately, my mind has not been in a creative mood for a bit, I have plenty of ideas of things to write about, I just haven’t felt like putting in the time, this will change at some point. I have a great idea regarding the cost effectiveness of bodyguards verses strippers in regards to which ones are more effective when your goal is to put the smack down on a gangsta rapper. Hopefully I can get to writing about my thoughts regarding this in the near future….
Check out this site as well to put some shit into perspective regarding the size of things…..
For me it is moving outwards into space, because that is what has always fascinated me. But looking at all the space that is “inside” everything is quite amazing as well…..
MADRID – A Madrid hospital says Spanish bullfighter Julio Aparicio has returned to intensive care and is fighting an infection after a horrific goring in the throat by a bull.
Aparicio had left the unit and was recovering well on Monday following surgery to reconstruct his throat, mouth and palate, but outbreak of an infection forced a return to the unit where doctors placed him on mechanically assisted breathing, October 12 Hospital said.
In a statement released Saturday the hospital says Aparicio is now breathing normally and it describes his condition as “grave” but stable.
The matador slipped in a bullring, fell to the ground and a 1,168 pound bull drove his right horn through Aparicio’s throat and out his mouth.